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@@ -209,7 +209,8 @@ Each spider represented a derived failure mode.
 The act of collecting common symptoms by drawing spiders
 meant that the analyst was forced to associate one component failure mode with one symptom/derived~failure~mode of failure.
 %
-These concepts were presented at the ``Euler~2004''~\cite{Clark200519} conference held at the University of Brighton. % SCUM BAG COLLEGE :w University.
+These concepts were presented at the ``Euler~2004''~\cite{Clark200519} conference held at the University of Brighton. % 
+%
 This defined the concepts for modularising FMEA using the formal visual notations from Spider diagrams.
 This lead to work on rapidly calculating available zones in Euler diagrams~\cite{Clark_fastzone}.
 %
@@ -254,21 +255,7 @@ Chapter~\ref{sec:chap6} gives two examples of integrated software and electronic
 Metrics and evaluation, along with an example showing double simultaneous failure analysis,
 are provided in Chapter~\ref{sec:chap7}, with a conclusion and further work in Chapter~\ref{sec:chap8}.
 
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-
-% \section{Case Study: Safety Critical Product Approval changes  for EN298:2003}
-% 
-% FMEA performed on selected areas perceived as critical
-% by test house.
-% Blanket measures, RAM ROM checks, EMC, electrical and environmental stress testing
-% 
-% \subsection{Practical limitations of testing for certification vs. rigorous approach}
-% 
-% State explosion problem considering a failure mode of a given component against
-% all other components in the system i.e. an exponential ($2^N$) order of processing resource 
-% rather than a polynomial i.e. $N^2$.
-% 
-% Impossible to perform double simultaneous failure analysis (as demanded by EN298~\cite{en298}).
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-%% A desirable feature of a new methodology would be to be able to re-use
-%% analysis for identical repeated modules. 

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+%
+I owe a debt of thanks to Dr J. flower, my MSc project supervisor, 
+who explained that the chapter in my project documentation postulating a modular form of
+FMEA---which had obvious potential for making FMEA
+more efficient---was a concept worthy of being developed for a PhD and assisting  me
+to submit this as a conference paper~\cite{Clark200519}.
+Further I thank her for encouraging me to apply for the PhD. %% PITY SHE DID NOT STAY ON AS MY PHD SUPERVISOR
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+I am deeply thankful to the directors of Energy Technology Control not only for
+funding this course, but providing training and work experience in the
+field of safety critical engineering, and giving me Friday
+afternoons to pursue my studies.
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+At Energy Technology Control, the following people gave encouragement, and
+validated the concepts for modular FMEA that I was proposing, Martin~Thirsk, Colin~Talmay,
+Darren~Legge and Hazel~Anderson. 
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+These Engineers, whose whole careers
+have been focused on the safety critical electronic/computing area,
+gave valuable time to look at and comment on my FMMD proposals.
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+% Grandma Serife Gur and grandaunt Fadime Altinteril, who left us too soon.
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+I wish to thank my parents, Jeniffer and Richard Clark.
+% MY MUM for proof reading alot!
+I hope that this work makes you proud.